Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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