You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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