"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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