I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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