Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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