Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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