I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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