That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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