i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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