Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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