I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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