4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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