you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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