hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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