but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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