You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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