I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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