i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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