I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
