My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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