need another drink. this is the easiest way
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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