Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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