I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm bleeding and have questions
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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