she woke up with a sticky ear
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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