So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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