he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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