But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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