Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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