im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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