Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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