Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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