I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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