First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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