We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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