you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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