I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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