new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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