dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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