the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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