Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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