remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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