So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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