love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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