What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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