We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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