Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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