I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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