The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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