I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I woke up under a house in Key West
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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