I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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