Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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