He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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