omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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