Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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