it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's never too late to be topless.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
