i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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